Elevators, Jason Bateman, and a little bit of baseball

So there was just a commercial on tv staring Jason Bateman. I don't tell many people this, just all 962 of my Facebook friends. But he was talking about baseball in a crowded elevator. He then decided that he liked using his legs and would take the stairs. Now, I'm not a baseball fan, as all 962 of my friends could tell you, but I really liked this commercial. It was one of those fancy elevators with dark wood and shiny gold bars. The buttons looked fancy, and not boring like the ones found in most modern elevators. It would be an elevator I would want to ride if I was wearing fancy clothes. Even though this elevator was possibly the perfect elevator, I would take the stairs in hopes of seeing Jason Bateman.